“Some say Mitch married Cecilia for love. Others say he did it to lock in lifetime access to Bowie. Either way, Bowie approved.”
Designer Therapy Sessions
Their idea of couples therapy? A three-way text with their SA at Gucci.
Spoiler: Retail always wins.
Collaborative Process
They mastered the art of meeting halfway.
DOG MOM GOALS
Cecilia didn’t just marry Mitch.
She secured the greatest dog-sitter in modern history. Bowie approves of this union.
QUALITY Time, Every Time
Some couples hike. Some meditate.
These two self-soothe with Dior shoes, Neiman Marcus strolls, and a solid return policy.
[A POP-UP EXPERIENCE]
CEREMONY
It started with a spark. Then came missed texts, tile samples,
and one very high-maintenance dog.
2020
THE DM THAT LAUNCHED A THOUSAND TEXTS
2021
KIDNEY STONES & OTHER BONDING EXERCISES
2023
DOMESTIC BLISS(ISH)
One condo, two opinions.
Tore down a wall—and their sanity.
Survived paint debates, tile trauma,
and a “temporary” mini fridge that stayed for six months.
They emerged stronger and still in love.